Late change for the March-06 match

Rick Roll has been forced to pull out of the match against The Highlanders due to a sprained ankle sustained during training. Alfred Dyamboti takes his place and Trent Thomlinson will take up the captaincy duties.

"We're disappointed that Sailor R couldn't make it," William Downey said in a brief press conference. "He really holds the team together and is a fantastic captain. Hopefully Brainiac (Dyamboti) can put in a good effort."

The match begins in just over an hour.

Epic Fail vs Highlanders - Garage Daze - March 06

Home: The Highlanders

Away: Epic Fail

Ground: Falkirk

League: GD

Date: 06 Mar 11 09:00

Pitch: Dry

Weather (forecast):  Humid

Stipulation: 6 players aged 24 and under at minimum

Lineup:

1. Bertram "Dookie" Shaw - 23yo
2. Lewis "Fish Sticks" Reid - 24yo
3. Srinivas "Potty" Potla - 27yo
4. William "Sugar" Downey - 23yo
5. Marvin "Alien" McMuppet - 22yo
6. Tom "Crack" Highway - 26yo
7. Naeem "Motor Mouth" Islam - 24yo
8. Snato "Dodgy" Ghauro - 21yo
9. Trent "Tight Arse" Thomlinson - 25yo
10. Rick "Sailor R" Roll - 22yo
11. Saeed "Loony" Kamal - 20yo

Verdict - 8 players aged 24 and under.

Prediction: If batting first, lose by 5+ wickets. If bowling first, lose by 80+ runs.

Roster addition: Trent Thomlinson

Epic Fail welcomes its new addition:

Player Profile

Name: Trent Thomlinson
Nickname: Tight Arse
Age: 25
Nationality: Australian

Role: Bowler
Bowler type: Right-handed medium pace

Experience: Reasonable
Captaincy: Reliable 

Applicable talent: Gifted Fielding
Experience: Reasonable

Skill set

Bowling:  Spectacular
Batting: Atrocious
Technique: Spectacular
Endurance: Accomplished
Power: Expert
Fielding: Accomplished

It has arrived

After some major procrastinating, I've finally opened my underwhelming blog site.

Basically I will be posting random thoughts, likely game day lineups, player profiles, roster changes and a lot of cursing.

I still get the feeling this will be spammed, though ... Meh.


~ Cynic